Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
