Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I look excited, but its just a facade.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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