Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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