They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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