Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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