He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Is her dick bigger than yours?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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