I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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