is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
50% drunk capacity currently
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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