I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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