can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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