we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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