he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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