I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
i think my cat just said my name.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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