She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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