He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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