Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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