great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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