just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
