Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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