Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
