Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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