My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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