Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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