Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Randomize