doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
