Your tits are I can't wait for
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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