i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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