are you still at the devil's house?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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