hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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