So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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