It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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