Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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