My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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