Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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