just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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