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(815): View more from Illinois

i don't really know how much tequila is too much

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea

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(912): View more from Georgia

thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.

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(254): View more from Texas

you are never too drunk for berry picking

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(847): View more from Illinois

YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU

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(630): View more from Illinois

He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.

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(830): View more from Texas

I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time

(830): View more from Texas

well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from

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(203): View more from Connecticut

How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?

(818): View more from California

I pity the fool.

(203): View more from Connecticut

Thanks Mr T.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.

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