Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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