She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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