hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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