He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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