So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Too much gin, very little bucket
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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