I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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