You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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