i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
This gyro tastes like lonliness
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
