Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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