Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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