windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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