We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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