i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just pee around me
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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