Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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