you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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