She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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