and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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