please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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