On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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