Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
